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Cats and Bad Choices – by Eze Drizzy Jude

Nala’s boyfriend is a homeless guy.
I don’t have a problem with her choice of a mate. The heart wants what it wants. I’m attracted to weird, damaged, rebellious, outcasts of society too. And I’m her dad after all, so who am I to judge?

My concern however, is that the dude keeps running away whenever he sees me. I can’t say I blame him though. I’m a Nigerian parent after
all. But I’m a really cool guy. I just wish he’d give me a chance to prove that I’m not your average Nigerian parent, sha.

In his mind he must think he’s really smart. He and my stupid daughter. They think they’re using my head. They think I don’t know the particular side of the ceiling he follows to come into the house to see her every night.

I know but I act like I don’t know. Apparently they don’t know that I too used to be young and foolish once, just like them. Mtcheeew!
Nonsense and stupid children.
The most upsetting part is that he got her pregnant. She gave birth to triplets about a month ago. Still he won’t come to reason with me, let’s figure out what we’re going to do with those little rascals. Is that even fair?

He’s just irresponsible I swear.
And Nala is a feminist. She only needs a mate when konji catches her.
Shameless thing!
You know, I’m really starting to rethink this whole feminism thing.
Those women have no honour and home training cha cha! I mean, how do you get pregnant and give birth to triplets for a guy that hasn’t even paid a single dime on your head? Is she not mad?

As I’m talking, the stupid cat will still crawl through the ceiling this night to coman chop what it has not paid for.
Osho free!
Is that how things work in the animal kingdom? I need to sit down and have a chat with it, man to cat; let’s settle this thing once and for all.
I thought it’s only human beings that use to do sperm donor husband.

Why am I even telling you people my family problems. It’s not as if you care. I should have sent this to dear Amanda.
Anyway, I still need advice on how to deal with this situation between me and my cat’s boyfriend.

PS: Only mature advice please, no insults.

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